_ To Do List Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow eachother. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes The Lead", enter it in horse races. Invite someone to your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..." Change name to Simon. Speak in third person. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement |
_ ![]() ![]() ⊙‿⊙ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, the name's Nerreta (don't wear it out haha I'M SO FUNNY not). I have a really terrible sense of humor and I draw cats and people. I'm not shy whatsoever on the internet, but in real life I don't like to talk to people I don't know. But hey, this just so happens to be the interwebs, so feel free to say hi. I might not possibly bite! xD HAVE A NICE DAY <33355467654764643g87dsg6SDgyF*&SDFGY&DSFy7g ❒ single ❒ taken ✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset |
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